Joke of the day.

Two nerds are riding along on a tandem, when suddenly, the one on the front slams on the brakes, gets off and starts letting air out of the tires.The one on the back says: "HEY! What are you doing that for!?"The first nerd says, "My seat was too high and was hurting my butt. I wanted to lower it a bit."So the one in the back has had enought. He jumps off, loosens his own seat and spins it round to face the other direction. Now it's the first guy's turn to wonder what's going on. "What are you doing?" he asks his friend."Look mate," says the rider in the back, "if you're going to do stupid stuff like that, I'm going home!!"

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in Essex. With his dummy on his knee he's doing his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way ? What does the colour of a persons hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person....because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women in general...and all in the name of humor.The ventriloquist is embarased and begins to apologize when the blonde yells.... You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little f...r on your knee...